Chuck Norris.....RIP

Grew up watching Walker, Texas Ranger and will still watch it if i catch it on TV. Best Chuck Norris joke i have:

Superman, Batman, and Chuck Norris all die and go to Heaven. God asks "Which of you is worthy to sit at my side?". Superman replies "I spent my life defending the planet and the cosmos." Batman replies "I spent my life fighting for justice and never giving in to corruption." God then turns to Chuck Norris. Chuck points at God and says "You're in my fking chair." RIP CHUCK.
 
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