Chuck Norris.....RIP

[OregonSteeler]

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris spices up his steaks with pepper spray.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.
Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.


And my favorite....Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

RIP Chuck

 

[BasicUtahrd95]

The only Brokeback Mountain Chuck Norris is aware of is the pile of fallen enemies in his backyard.

 

[ReddingArcher]

I always thought Chuck would come for the Grim Reaper, not the other way around. Sad day.

 

[BBob]

One of my best buddies passed not long ago. We meme bombed each other all the time using Chuck Norris memes. Miss that dude and sad that Chuck passed too.

 

[ODB]

News just in that the hospital where Chuck died has itself been rushed to the emergency room. Prayers up.

And God Bless Chuck. The only person who ever defeated the meme.

 

[ORHunter]

My favorite actor as a kid. What a legend. RIP Chuck.

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[MNGrouser]

Chuck Norris won the Tour de France on a unicycle with a flat tire.

 

[Diced]

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

RIP to a legend

 

[tony]

86, stricken while sparring.

86 and still training to kick ass

 

[B_Reynolds_AK]

Chuck Norris shoots a 338 Win Mag..
and spots all his impacts.

 

[Milestone522]

I'd like to think he is now back with his little brother who was killed in Vietnam in 1970. (A Co 506th 101st Abn) Swapping stories...

RIP Chuck Norris

 

[Geewhiz]

Death knocked on Chucks door, chuck decided to answer.

When Chuck steps in a puddle, he doesn’t get wet, the puddle gets chuck.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.



RIP to a legend.

 

[sheep123]

RIP Chuck

 

[cnelk]

Man, when I saw the headline that he passed, the good ol days sure did a flashback

 

[North of 60]

In good health all the way up until he died. Suffered a 'health emergency' and dead the next day, then on to be with the Lord. Perfect example of extending your 'healthspan'. May his family find peace and joy in our hope. RIP Chuck.

Living wisely to increase healthspan is the philosophy of the recent book: Outlive - the Science and Art of Longevity.

Should we all be so fortunate.

 

[cornfedkiller]

When my wife and I make love, she pretends I'm Chuck Norris... and I pretend I'm her.

 

[Customweld]

When my wife and I make love, she pretends I'm Chuck Norris... and I pretend I'm her.

That one might be too much!

 

[Team4LongGun]

I always respected Chuck Norris, he seemed to handle fame the proper way. If only more were like him.

I never did get the origin of the jokes-where did these all come from?

 

[cornfedkiller]

That one might be too much!

I feel like I've read just about every Chuck Norris joke out there, and my reaction to most of them is the standard "that's a good one"... I read that one this morning and legitimately laughed out loud.