Chuck Norris.....RIP

I grew up watching Walker, Texas Ranger. I still love that era of RAM trucks, because that’s what Chuck drove.

I wonder how many people bought a bowflex only to realize that they will never be in as good of shape as Chuck.
 
RIP Chuck. OK, time for some tribute jokes. I hope somebody is telling these at his memorial.

When Superman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
 
I heard someone told him the only thing not scared of Chuck Norris was death…. He said, “we will see about that,” closed his eyes and was gone.
 
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