Characters of RokSlide

[EastHumboldt]

So…. Billygoat…. If you do me…. I look exactly like Fabio except 30 years older with a beer gut and bags under the eyes, and a grizzled beard that looks unkempt no matter how hard I try. If I look drunk in my avatar photo that’s because I look drunk in every photo ever taken of me, even as a child. Honest…. I’m not a drunk, I just look like one on the internet. I hunt with a 1963 R700 SN 4000 (Well used to til I became a tikka fanboy) no shit about the SN. I call my old gun the Fart of God because it has nearly killed many animals. Even though I’m wearing a camo jacket in the photo, those are honest to god Tractor Supply $20 canvas carhart knockofff pants.

Accessories would include
FART OF GOD rifle
Red wing boots circa 1986
Tasco Binos
Red plaid shirt
Dora the Explorer rucksack
Raybans

Don’t you dare do me cuz then I’ll look like a douche who was akin for it…OTOH…

 

[CorbLand]

And here we are all forgetting that @Glendon Mullins exists.

 

[Nickofthewoods]

Probably look something like this...

It would look something like this, just better...

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What about this look instead?

 

[Billy Goat]

What about this look instead?

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Dude, the Nintendo game hand is epic.


I wasn't allowed to have one.

To think back on the handicaps of my childhood, I could maybe rule the world, if only chores weren't so important.

 

[atmat]

To think back on the handicaps of my childhood

Pretty sure your handicaps were mental and intrinsic haha.

 

[Billy Goat]

Pretty sure your handicaps were mental and intrinsic haha.

You ain't fibbing

 

[mxgsfmdpx]

You remain the undisputed GOAT! Haha.

 

[Nickofthewoods]

Dude, the Nintendo game hand is epic.


I wasn't allowed to have one.

To think back on the handicaps of my childhood, I could maybe rule the world, if only chores weren't so important.

I was barely allowed to have a Nintendo at all. We had one for a few years but made sure not to play it when dad was home since he hated it. Never had the glove either. I did have the duck hunt gun though.

 

[cornfedkiller]

What about this look instead?

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You are missing the Dingle Hat.

 

[wind gypsy]

This is incredible. My wife is curious why I’m laughing so much!

 

[mighteywhitehunter]

Classic!

 

[doc holiday13]

Happy Monday

With all this meme time he has on his hands I'm wondering why he hasn't called me back for looking at my small paddock plantings.. .hmmmph

 

[Nine Banger]

Happy Monday

With all this meme time he has on his hands I'm wondering why he hasn't called me back for looking at my small paddock plantings.. .hmmmph

 

[fngTony]

Happy Monday

With all this meme time he has on his hands I'm wondering why he hasn't called me back for looking at my small paddock plantings.. .hmmmph

He’s on a side quest seeking more AI meme inspiration. Hopefully he checks in later today.

 

[wyodog]

Good stuff!

 

[EastHumboldt]

I’m checking this thread more often than the NV tag results……

 

[fngTony]

In lieu of Billy Goats absence I will attempt to carry the torch.

 

[Ucsdryder]

In lieu of Billy Goats absence I will attempt to carry the torch.
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Well done. The details make the action figure. The pants were on point.

 

[fngTony]

Well done. The details make the action figure. The pants were on point.

It’s the new John Daly pattern by Sitka

 

[TheCougar]

The cast needs to be bigger. I’ll do it tomorrow when I’m out of CHATGPT timeout.