Because I want to look stylish in the coffee shop

[Crowmangler]

are the hoods shaped to accommodate a man bun?

Yes, that version comes with a "COEXIST" patch & a Bernie sticker

 

[BRTreedogs]

When I was in my early 20s I spent alot of time in coffee shops, but then again I didn't care about the coffee, that's where all the young hotties worked or hung out.