back woods potty

[Kevin Dill]

Speaking of suspenders...

I was ice fishing with some guys on a lake, and we were 300 yards from the vehicles. There was maybe 6 of us and it was a nice day. The fish were hitting and things were great until the groundhog tried to emerge. Not mine.... one of the other guys who was excited about fishing and didn’t want to leave. The restrooms were at the parking lot 300 yards away.

So Bobby starts hustling across the ice toward the distant crapper. We forgot about him until someone said he didn’t make it. We all looked and sure enough Bobby had ditched his coat and dropped his Carhartt bibs right out on the ice about halfway there. He was humped up like a berry picker and we all started chuckling. Someone yelled an insult his way and Bobby responded with an unmistakeable gesture.

Business complete, Bobby straightened up grabbed for his suspenders as he started to shuffle away. Suddenly all we say were feet flying in 4 directions and.....like watching a slow motion train wreck....Bobby lost it and down he went....SPLAT.....right in the goodies. We howled for 10 minutes nonstop, and Bobby rode home wearing just his long johns.

Oh yes. I’m a drop, squat and plop guy.

 

[11boo]

This is common here. Dig the hole deep, when half full move the box, fill the hole and dig another.

build at home, then assemble at camp.



This is the hardship tour version.

 

[Billy Goat]

Little bag of hydrated lime goes a long way for a camp John.

 

[ReddingArcher]

Anyone tried the bumper dumper?

Years ago a buddy of mine who’s about ten years younger than I am came out on his first trip with us, so he’d have been about 10 or 11 at the time. So he’s got to drop a deuce and asks his dad where to go and his dad tells him to just pick a tree, drop his pants and get to business. We hear him freaking out a few minutes later, he hadn’t realized he needed to squat or get out of the line of fire and was just standing there, he had pooped right back into his pants around his ankles! We were dying.