At a minimum, a toyota's resale value is going to out perform any automobile. We have 3 toyota's and one nissan. The nissan is ok, but I wish I had got a camry over the altima!
Name him the first thing you see tomorrow morning when you walk out the front door!. In all seriousness, a name goes with an individual far beyond death, so pick wisely. I personally like family names. Remember, kids can be the cruelest creatures on earth, so when you do pick one think of...
If the itch is that bad I'd go NG or reserves in the closest infantry unit to you. With the right pull of higher ups you could possibly get a Ranger school slot. I wouldn't think it would be impossible. But be ready to be called Pops.
I can tolerate the ice baths, but something about cold showers doesn't sit well. Whether you believe him or not as long as you feel better is the key to it.