Don't pro-create in January or February and DEFINITELY don't get married in October or November. Problem solved. I have numerous friends and a father who made one of these mistakes.
The only thing I use the green ones for is my torch. And, I don't use my torch that often, mostly to light my pellets for my smoker. I buy one maybe every 2-3 years. I've bought the hoses and adapters to run all my propane stuff with my 5 or 1 gallon tanks.
If you asked for a bourbon old fashioned in WI anywhere, you are going to get some strange looks. I believe, per capita, WI leads the nation in brandy consumption.
Did you by chance see any of the Kronsage dorm houses? Spent my first 2 years in Turner House.
The cost and time of maintaining horses is at least 10-20 times that of an ATV, at least. My ATV is celebrating it's 30th birthday next year and I work on it maybe once a year and most of it is piddly stuff like oil changes, filter changes, light bulbs etc.
Another one. My deer stand in MO is attached to a large live oak. I could hear a squirrel coming up the back of the tree. He got to about eye level and came around the tree not 1 foot from my head. I said "Hi there" and he jumped out of the tree about 20 feet.
2 buddies and I were doing some preseason turkey scouting on a wildlife area in MO one year and just regrouped and were giving reports. We're all together not a yard or 2 from each other and hear some commotion. The sun was getting high and a doe running right into the sun comes screaming...
My 2 next door hot girls both worked at Dotty's. I hope that's still around. Their burgers were epic. It was on Regent street not far from the stadium. Mickie's Dairy Bar for Breakfast too, I lived right above the old barber shop next door for a couple years. Greenbush Bakery is fantastic...