Silly things you heard as a kid

[KenLee]

We invaded Iraq because they had weapons of mass destruction

Dick Cheney needed to sell some weapons systems.

 

[waitup]

Doesn't seem so silly now, but at the time I thought my Dad's version of the golden rule was silly: "He who has the gold, rules."

 

[CorbLand]

Still young. 34 is the new 24.

I dont know. When I was 24, I could sleep on a cider block bed, wake up and hike 5 miles. Now the wrong pillow can require a week long rehab.

 

[KenLee]

"That's his/her little red wagon to pull".

 

[KenLee]

“Wild game tastes better than beef”.

I do know from experience that it tastes much better than beef you can't afford and have to do without.
I still prefer most game over store bought meats.

 

[Ucsdryder]

I heard this one I many times when I was a kid…

Every time I wanted something, which was Always…

My dad “well, I want an 18 year old red head, but it doesn’t look like I’m getting that either.” Took me a while to understand what he meant.

 

[sasquatch]

My grandpa told me as a joke once that hummingbirds migrate by riding on the backs of Canada geese. Its embarrassing how old I was when I discovered that wasn't true.

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Awe cmon, how old was you? Lol


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[Erebor]

I dont know. When I was 24, I could sleep on a cider block bed, wake up and hike 5 miles. Now the wrong pillow can require a week long rehab.

When i was 24, I was Batman. Now i am like his worry behind dad that got shot because he could carry a gun to protect his family.

 

[Amos Keeto]

“Wild game tastes better than beef”.

I do know from experience that it tastes much better than beef you can't afford and have to do without.
I still prefer most game over store bought meats.

Uhhmmm...... I dunno?
I think beef is good. I think venison is good.
Comparing beef and venison is like comparing apples and oranges! LOL!

Found this online. Thought it would "fit" here!

Some others I have gleaned over time and stored away in my "Interesting File Of Useless Information"!

"That'll be a cold day in August!"

"Fence wire stretched so tight, you could play Dixie on it!"

"Blacker than the inside of 'ol Coalie's pocket!"

"So black, charcoal would make a white mark!"

"He was so mean, they had to hire pall bearers!"

"Richer than six foot up a bull's rear!"

"He's so tight, he's got nine and a half cents out of the first dime he ever got!"

"He's such a penny pincher, he can make Lincoln squeal!"

"So lazy, he wouldn't say "SOOOIEEEE" if the hogs were eating him!"

"That's a tough row to hoe!"