Man card forfeit address?

[MuleyFever]

I'm trading in my F250 Power Stroke for a GMC gasser. Anyone know where I am supposed send my man card?

 

[GSPHUNTER]

I'm trading in my F250 Power Stroke for a GMC gasser. Anyone know where I am supposed send my man card?

You know the F in 259 stands for Female, right.

 

[MuleyFever]

You know the F in 259 stands for Female, right.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

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I went and did it again.

 

[Wrench]

You can get a new one. They're like participation trophies now. You don't even have to do amazing shit anymore...you just need a 400 or better credit score (unless mom will cosign).

 

[johnnycake]

Meh, truck goes vroom. The only card you need is the one you swipe at the pump

 

[MuleyFever]

You can get a new one. They're like participation trophies now. You don't even have to do amazing shit anymore...you just need a 400 or better credit score (unless mom will cosign).View attachment 625943

Should I rivet it to the bumper?

 

[GSPHUNTER]

But can you shoot a BOAL at 700+ yards, in the leg?

 

[EastHumboldt]

In 2009 I bought a Subaru forester to drive to work. Traded in my 3/4 ton Jimmy Sierra for it. I no longer needed the truck cuz my last horse had died and I sold my horse trailer, and it was just wasting gas.

My co workers not only took my man card, they put a “Honk if you’re gay” bumper sticker on my back bumper. I didn’t notice it for weeks. I kept wondering “why is everyone so friendly all of a sudden“ because of all the honkin‘ and wavin‘. It was a magnetic sticker so I took it off and put it on my boss’s Bronco.

 

[eddielasvegas]

Not that this is an attempt at one upmanship, but I am leaving for my solo elk hunt on Nov. 29th in N. AZ (think real effing winters up there) and I drive a Miata.

Maybe we can send them in together to save on postage.


Eddie

 

[Darryle]

I am considering trading in my 5.0L F150 FX4 crewcab for a FS Bronco, a Ranger or maybe an Explorer. Something easier on fuel and easier to park in these increasingly smaller parking spaces. Since the wife passed away and I moved off the farm, I really have no use for a truck. The only thing keeping me from going all in is the prices spiked with the strike. A Bronco I was going to buy went from $49.8k to $65k and it sold at that price.

 

[wind gypsy]

. Anyone know where I am supposed send my man card?

I’m sure some fella in bedazzled jeans and cowboy boots will pay ya good money for it.

 

[cnelk]

Not sure where to send the man card, but you can send me the money you save

 

[grfox92]

I'm trading in my F250 Power Stroke for a GMC gasser. Anyone know where I am supposed send my man card?

Put an exhaust on the gasser and you can keep your man card.

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[Randle]

Went a on a quick hunting trip to fill a tag on private property. Took my wifeys HHR.
shot a buck , threw in a game body bag and drove home.
Still a man here, you will be Ok.
HHR =HUSBANDS HUNTING RIG

 

[UncleBone]

I borrowed my friends wifes prius last year after I sold my car to go on a white tail hunt a few hours away. Tagged out and felt like a boss driving a prius with a dead deer in the back. Told him to buy her a big suv next year in case I need to borrow it again.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

I borrowed my friends wifes prius last year after I sold my car to go on a white tail hunt a few hours away. Tagged out and felt like a boss driving a prius with a dead deer in the back. Told him to buy her a big suv next year in case I need to borrow it again.

Driving a Prius for any reason, gets your man card pulled permeant, no appeals.

 

[sierracharlie338]

Hell you don’t even have to be a man to have a man card these days so why should the type of truck you drive matter but………..











You wanna know how I know you’re gay?……

 

[UncleBone]

in my defense, I hated the prius. Just felt kinda cool knowing I was the only guy with a deer in the back of one at that moment in time. And how hilarious it would be if everyone else knew.

 

[doc holiday13]

In 2009 I bought a Subaru forester to drive to work. Traded in my 3/4 ton Jimmy Sierra for it. I no longer needed the truck cuz my last horse had died and I sold my horse trailer, and it was just wasting gas.

My co workers not only took my man card, they put a “Honk if you’re gay” bumper sticker on my back bumper. I didn’t notice it for weeks. I kept wondering “why is everyone so friendly all of a sudden“ because of all the honkin‘ and wavin‘. It was a magnetic sticker so I took it off and put it on my boss’s Bronco.

I had some deviant put a "I Penis" on my old car. drove around a few days like that and then when I was at church on Sunday I had someone approach me and say "your bumper sticker is highly inappropriate"

in my mind the only bumper sticker I had was "Geology Rocks" .. a few minutes later I had a friend take me aside and informed me of the sticker. I still laugh about it from time to time