Long-tailed distributions

[S.Clancy]

I've been cooking Thanksgiving dinner today. Alchohol supplementation began at 10:30. Pre-supplementation results were mixed, post-supplementation results are excellent. I believe the alcohol to cooking relationship is a long tail distribution, with results increasing exponentially after 5 drinks. May hit a point of diminishing returns....time will tell.

 

[MattB]

May hit a point of diminishing returns....time will tell.

Or the floor. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[S.Clancy]

Dinner was a success. I stuffed 2 boxes of stuffing in one turkey, undercarriage was obliterated. Only negative was a shard of beer bottle in the mashed potatoes, actions have consequences.

1st attempt at chocolate pie was a catastrophic failure. 2nd attempt serviceable, blueberry cobbler excellent.

I have revived enough to be transported to a secondary location. More dessert and booze await. Females currently abhor my presence.

 

[Azone]

I have revived enough to be transported to a secondary location. More dessert and booze await. Females currently abhor my presence.

Lemon lime Gatorade, several ibuprofen and a sugar free Red Bull should have you straightened out in the morning. Good luck with damage control on the woman front.

 

[ewade07]

I've been cooking Thanksgiving dinner today. Alchohol supplementation began at 10:30. Pre-supplementation results were mixed, post-supplementation results are excellent. I believe the alcohol to cooking relationship is a long tail distribution, with results increasing exponentially after 5 drinks. May hit a point of diminishing returns....time will tell.

Point of diminishing returns hit at 2000 hrs. Multiple witnesses can confirm.

 

[fwafwow]

I wish had had caught this earlier when I was also drinking. More tomorrow

 

[S.Clancy]

Or the floor. Happy Thanksgiving!

I woke up on the floor curled up next to a kitchen table at 1030 pm. Like a phoenix I rose from the ashes and was corraled into a a waiting motorcade to be transported home. I awoke this morning next to a strange, hairy woman. After several moments I realized it was my dog.

 

[MattB]

Sounds like someone spiked your punch with LSD.