Lesbian assault vehicle for sale- 2007 outback wagon

[WRO]

Are you an aspiring guide wanting to market to hipsters?

Do you need a place for your keep Portland weird sticker?

Have an Obama sticker with no place to put it?

Well I have the answer to your problems.

2007 Subaru outback

Black on gray

Just has the basic options (no need to flash your wealth to the polteriat)

Automatic transmission
Cruise, ac, pw, pl, pm
98k Erika Baidu listening easy miles

Couple of scratches from a rowdy Melissa Ethridge concert.

8250 obo located in Portland (we'll throw in a free tattoo with full price purchase)

 

[Colberjs]

Does she know her way to Lilith Fair?

 

[duchntr]

Haha awesome ad....this will go quick, no doubt

 

[Where's Bruce?]

Funny

 

[Jeff Martin]

Freeeeeeeeekn funny !!!!

 

[Shrek]

I'm a lesbian at heart .....and after spending my weekend looking at worn freaking out manly pickup trucks that they're asking ten grand for that lesbian assault vehicle looks pretty good.

 

[Bmcox86]

I'd thought it'd be shaped differently after reading the title

 

[AZ Vince]

Great advo!

 

[Mike7]

I lived for a year in Portland, and really appreciate the true to life detail in your ad...and that is the funniest frickin ad I have ever seen.

 

[mtnclimber]

hahah best ad ever on the slide

 

[WRO]

Does she know her way to Lilith Fair?

Yep, I won't tell you how shitty the replacement vehicle is going to be. .

 

[mtnwrunner]

Funny stuff for sure! One of my buddies who has the exact same car calls it his Lesbru.

Randy

 

[Disco14]

Hilarious! your post has me humming an Indigo Girls tune now- thanks. Hope u sell her

 

[Broomd]

Indigo girls...blast from the 90's past....

 

[tttoadman]

I live in the Portland area. This add seems completely normal to me.

 

[2ski]

What about a "Coexist" sticker to go with the Obama one? That's a suby requirement here in Bozeman.

 

[WRO]

Currently it's a blank canvas waiting for your awesome cultural statements..

Here are some examples

 

[WRO]

 

[WRO]

Come on someone has to need reliable transportation to burning man..

 

[Brandon Pattison]

Sub'd