IMPORTANT NOTICE!!
To save the economy, the Secretary of Homeland Security will announce next month that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. A major study concluded that older people are easier to catch, offer less resistance, and—most importantly—will not remember how to get back home.
Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends so they'll know what happened to you!
I started to cry when I thought of you, then it dawned on me -- I'll see you on the bus.
Merry Christmas to one and all!
To save the economy, the Secretary of Homeland Security will announce next month that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. A major study concluded that older people are easier to catch, offer less resistance, and—most importantly—will not remember how to get back home.
Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends so they'll know what happened to you!
I started to cry when I thought of you, then it dawned on me -- I'll see you on the bus.
Merry Christmas to one and all!