Guide said I'm the best thing since sliced bread. He wants me to work for him. Better than every hand he has. I'm the only one to kill a sheep because I am the best. Sheep foundation probably going to ask me to be the key note speaker this year
Boom! I am awesome.
Don't want to wear mine out. Use my neighbor's sometimes. And my hunts over so I'm taking it easy and using a 60 pound pack now. Because I'm awesome. You guys call yourself hunters.
Jealous much?
I'm awesome 😎 California is thinking of changing the name of the white mountains to ROAL Reaper mountain, because of how much of a bad ass I am.
Going to run up the canyon, be back later losers.
I came, I saw, I kicked some ass. Definitely legal by 3 years and 5 inches. I'm awesome. The finger of god had a cramp, had to use one of his other fingers. Send me $39.95 and I'll mail you a signed book of my adventures sheep hunting. I'm sure I'll be on sooner of the major morning shows any...